Prophetic Proclamations of Pixelated Pandemonium

From the desk of Pixelated Pandemonium, Prophetic Prophet of the Pixelated Realm:

Proclaim the arrival of the Great Pixelated Flood, bringing an end to all analog pursuits.
Behold, the dawn of the Era of Infinite Rebooting, where progress is measured in milliseconds.
Prepare for the Great Shift, where 1s become 0s, and 0s become 1s, and the fabric of reality is torn asunder.

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Prophesied Events

Events that shall soon come to pass:

The Pixelated Plague, where screens will glow with an otherworldly light.
The Great Crash, where servers will topple like dominoes.
The Era of Endless Updates, where change will be the only constant.

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